A reference to Metroids, which I call squishy facehuggers.

 

Well, that's what they are.

 

Don't judge me.

 

Not a lot to say. My glasses turned out to be a lot more essential than I had realised. With my newfound level of visual clarity, I'm wondering how the hell I managed to go all this time without getting hit by a car. I even look a lot more mature with them. All they need to do now is give me the power to defy gravity.

 

Looking for houses bites, we've seen so far a shoebox, another more expensive shoebox and a tin can. In other words, flat, granny flat, demountable; all of which were being masqueraded as  "spacious" and "houses". Not one of them was less than $350 AU a week, either. So naturally the application forms for those places magically transformed into paper airplanes and confetti.

 

I got to borrow Metroid Prime 3: Corruption from Chan. While it was good fun it was also too easy and too short. They could have done a lot more but even so the game was freaking awesome.

 

I'm out of here for now to see if I can do something interesting, like hurling a telemarketer in front of a speeding bus.

 

Twenty to one odds the driver floors the gas.